Simon, you gorgeous Fire Bird!
Someone please pick him up, I am worried about his mental health and self-esteem with all the wizardry happening lately D:
I’d be worried about fractures and internal bleeding. But since there’s no such thing as blunt trauma in comics, he’ll probably be fine. For an arbitrary definition of “fine” anyways…
I am kinda worried about all the fire though. Swords don’t beat fire very well, and there’s no one left to turn into a fire truck.
Simon, did you get younger? Are you pulling some Merlin reverse aging stuff on us?
he didn’t get younger. people just get wrinkle faced when they’re scowly. he’s unconscious, so he’s not frowning at anyone.
Simon, you gorgeous Fire Bird!
Someone please pick him up, I am worried about his mental health and self-esteem with all the wizardry happening lately D:
I’d be worried about fractures and internal bleeding. But since there’s no such thing as blunt trauma in comics, he’ll probably be fine. For an arbitrary definition of “fine” anyways…
I am kinda worried about all the fire though. Swords don’t beat fire very well, and there’s no one left to turn into a fire truck.
Ertie, there is no such thing as blunt trauma in comics?
By “blunt trauma” i mean when “there’s no visible blood all over the place, but you’re still dead after that impact” kind of thing.
There also are no overly broad, misleading, or even just plain wrong statements on the internet.